An Alison Dubois complex with a side of Bob Seger.

Yesterday was St. Patrick's Day.  I wore green.  I didn't get pinched.  I may have done some pinching, however.  And the holiday was celebrated with margaritas and a little Bob Seger music.  Seems extremely appropriate right? 

To top it all off I had the strangest dream last night.  The strangest.  It was one of those dreams that was so real I felt I was there.  I woke up in a panic.  It was like the opening scene from Medium, and I was Alison Dubois waking up from a nightmare. Unfortunatly, there was no hunky Joe Dubois around to calm me down.

(swoon)

 but i digress...

The dream went something like this:  My dad has just had my mom arrested.  So, I call up my dad and all he has to say is "We will never be together as a family ever again!"  And he's yelling. And I'm yelling.  It's just major chaos!  I panic.  I try calling my sister.  She doesn't answer.  She doesn't know mom's been arrested!  Apparently I then decide that I'm going to hitch my trailer to my little Toyota Echo and leave town and never come back!(because I obviously own a full size airstream trailer in this dream world...and I obviously think a little Echo can pull it.  Makes total sense.)  And as I'm driving away - more like willing my little clown car to pull a huge trailer - I look back at my dad, who is now being portrayed by Martin Sheen, and he has a heart attack.

Insert Alison Dubois- sit straight up in bed- panic wake up here.

How do you even begin to interpret a dream like that?  And why was Martin Sheen a part of it?  What if I was having one of those premonition dreams?  Does this mean my dad will have a heart attack - or Martin Sheen?  And why the heck was my mom in jail?

You may be asking "what the heck did you eat before you went to bed that caused this tragic - yet comical - dream?"

NOTHING!

I blame (1)watching too much Medium or (2)listening to Bob Seger.

I'm going with Bob Seger.