To say my dad and I like the movie Juno would be a massive understatement. We love it! We like it so much that I'm sure we could quote you the entire film. Today we got into an all-out Juno movie quote texting battle. It was awesome, and went something like this:
Dad: FINGERNAILS!
Me: Don't think it's yours just cause you marked it with your urine.
Dad: Go Carol!
Me: Whoa! Dream Big!
Dad: Geez Banana! Shut your freakin' gob, okay!!
Me: Shiiit! Yes! Close it on up!
Dad: Makers Mark. Upp! Ggggrrrtaaa Grrrrouusse.
Me: I just drank my weight in Sunny D
Dad: And I gotta go pronto! And I haven't taken a dump since Wednesday...morning.
Me: The plus sign looks more like a division symbol, so I remain unconvinced.
Dad: Wicked Tiger.
Me: Geez Bren! Use a dick!
Dad: I just told you I was pregnant and your acting shockingly cavalier.
Me: I mean can't we just, like, kick this old school? Like, I have the baby, put it in a basket and send it your way like Moses and the reeds?
Dad: That would be kicking it old testament.
Me: That ain't no Etch-a-Sketch. This is one doole that can't be undid home skillet.
Dad: Silencio Old Man.
Me: Thundercats are go!
Dad: Too many behavioral meds.
Me: I am a craken from the sea!
Dad: I'm at the dentist and my phone is dying. To be continued...
Me: You're way better at this game than Courteney.
We're crazy, right?! I gotta tell you, my dad almost out quoted me. Saved by the dying cell phone!
Texting with my dad...totally made my day.
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